Hey, Mom, Why Don't we get into Trouble at Nana Poppa's House?

You know, son, that's an awesome question! Why don't you get in trouble at Nanna and Poppa's house? Let's see...

Do you run around like maniacs at Nanna and Poppa's house?
     No.
Why not?
     Because a dog will chase you and knock you down.
Hmmmm...should Mommy get a bigger dog to chase you and knock you down?
     No.
Do you scream at the top of your lungs when you are told no at Nanna and Poppa's house?
     No.
Why not?
     Because Poppa gives the look. And his finger shoots sparks.
Did you know that Mommy has metal in her as well?
     No.
You know when you don't listen in the cart at the store and I poke you...?
     Yes.
What happens when I poke you?
     You spark me.
Hmmmm....looks like mommy has the same super power.
    OOOOOOOoooooh.
Do you punch Nanna and Poppa at Nanna and Poppa's house?
     No.
Why not?
     Because they don't noy me.
What?
     Because they don't noy me. You do stink butt.
Do you call Nanna and Poppa names like that?
     No.
Why not?
     Because they taught me chicken butt. Nehmehehehehehehe
Hmmmmm.
 silence
Do you listen at Nanna and Poppa's house?
     Yes.
Why?
     Because they'll send me home.

So what I am hearing is...you don't break the rules at Nanna and Poppa's house because you don't like what could happen to you. Right?
     No.
So what is it?
     I just like to be good there.
Do you get all the good out of your system there?
     Mostly some.
What's left for Mommy and Daddy then?
     Me.

Well, son, that's why you don't get into trouble at Nanna and Poppa's house, there just isn't any bad left in you by the time you get there.