1. She can't afford to. Between...
Paying 3.69 for a gallon of milk and multiply that by meals...3 a day Sun-Thursday (15 for those who r slow) Plus an average of 3 more Friday and Saturday...that's 18 on an exceptionally calcium based week.
On average 1 Klutzy moment for Mother or Child a week...$25-$100 copay
Groceries...$300-$400 a week before coupons and rebates
Clothing the heathens...the boys now go through clothes faster than they can hand them down...
2. There is too much laundry
2 loads per person x 6
1 load of blankets or comforters a day
3. She works at her paying job 11 hours a day
'Nuff said
4, Someone always wants to go too
and there will be tears if they don't
5. When Mommy does get that moment to put Henna on her roots...someone goes and drops a drain snake that they managed to pilfer from under a random bathroom cabinet. This then results in a trip to Patient First, X rays, and a broken toe.
6. Now because of #5, Mommy will be tracking a certain 3 year old like a spy satellite to keep him off of said foot so as not to complete the break and displace it.
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